My Science Fiction Twin

My science fiction twin

Is doin' better than expected

He captured a little, blond trophy-wife

Who's really very well connected

And when he calls home with his alibi

She says, is this really necessary?

But she knows that a man can't be a man

Unless he's punishin' his secretary

He sips in a glow of a '61 vintage

Just as the day is dimmin'

Every intention of surrenderin'

To fifty-foot women who put the fascination

Back into my science fiction twin

My science fiction twin

Decided to become invisible

He has my eyes, my face, my voice

But he's only happy when I'm miserable

The words flew from his mouth

And they were gently gathered by reporters

Try not to frame his once infamous flame

With tattered pictures of the daughter

Her hair is all made out of porcupine

Her figure is fantastic

But as you know, they corrupted her

So they're bein' sarcastic, who put the fascination

Back into my science fiction twin

He'll scream and shout, everything is workin' out just as you predicted

Pride and position in the gallery of attempted people

Oh, and the pain is so sweet, better stamp his little feet

And he'll ever have time to pity me, how cay he feel content?

You wonder where this fellow went

My science fiction twin

Escorted by by his lovely nieces

Filled up his purse dictating verse

While painting masterpieces

His almost universal excellence

Is starting to disturb me

They asked, how in the world he does all these things

And he answered, superbly

He's trapped in his own parallel dimension

That's why I'm so forgivin'

But how could I possible forget to mention

Those fifty-foot women who put the fascination

Back into my science fiction twin

My science fiction twin

My science fiction twin

My science fiction twin

My science fiction twin