Personality

When Madame Pompadour

Was on a ballroom floor

Said all the gentleman, obviously, yeah

The Madame has the cutest

Cutest what?

Personality

Oh

And think of all the books

About du Barry's looks

What was it made her the toast of Paris?

What was it, are you kidding?

I'm not kidding

She had a well-developed

Developed what?

Personality

Oh, I see

And what did Romeo see in Juliet?

Or Pierrot in Pierrette?

Or Jupiter in Juno?

Oh, you know

And when Salome danced

And had the boys entranced

No doubt it must have been easy to see

Ooh, it sure was

That she knew how to use her

Use her what?

Her personality

Now, a girl can learn to spell

And she can take dictation well

And never sit on the boss's settee

Well, not unless she's got

A perfect

I know

Personality

Yes

Yeah, little baby

A girl can get somewhere

In spite of stringy hair

Or even just a bit bowed at the knee

Especially if she can show a faultless

Yes?

Personality

Mhmm

And why are certain girls

Offered certain things

Like, uh, sable coats, and wedding rings

Haha, you know why

By men who wear their spats right?

That's right

So don't you say I'm smart

And have the kindest heart

Or what a wonderful sister I'd be

Sister, oh

Yeah

Look, just tell me how you like my

I like it, I like it

My personality

Just tell me how you like my

Personality

T

Ality