I Need a Miracle

I need a woman about twice my age

A lady of nobility, gentility and rage

Splendor in the dark, lightning on the draw

We'll go right through the book and break each and every law

I got a feeling and it won't go away, oh no

Just one thing then I'll be okay

I need a miracle every day

I need a woman about twice my height

Statuesque, raven-dressed, a goddess of the night

Her secret incantations, a candle burning blue

We'll consult the spirits maybe they'll know what to do

And it's real and it won't go away, oh no

I can't get around and I can't run away

I need a miracle every day

I need a woman about twice my weight

A ton of fun who packs a gun with all her freight

Find her in a sideshow leave her in LA

Ride her like a surfer riding on a tidal wave

And it's real, believe what I say, yeah

Just one thing I got to say

I need a miracle every day

It takes dynamite to get me up

Too much of everything is just enough

One more thing I just got to say

I need a miracle every day [x3]

(got to be the only way)

I need a miracle [x3]

Everyday