Happiness is a Kong Foo Sing

With good fortune that it brings

So quit your moping and crack one open

Smiles abound, the cookie has spoken

Ah, the Kong Foo Sing

Yeah, the Kong Foo Sing

Ah, the Kong Foo Sing

Yeah, it's the king

The Kong Foo Sing is a holy scripture

I heard the word, I got the picture

Ancient wisdom in a crunchy treat

The place where the faith and the flavour meet

Tasty biscuit, holds a ticket

Never did I ever feel so uplifted

I once was nothing and now I rock the stack

When I was young I got the Foo Sing contract

Ah, the Kong Foo Sing

Yeah, the Kong Foo Sing

Ah, the Kong Foo Sing

It's the king

The Kong Foo Sing, can you say no?

Do you see how to be gettin' with the flow

All the knowin' to be shown in the wrappin' of the dough

Crack 'em by the stack and then you won't be feelin' low, hwah!

Ah, the Kong Foo Sing

Yeah, the Kong Foo Sing

Ah, the Kong Foo Sing

Yeah it's the king