El Capitan

El Capitan

El Capitan

I've been rockin' since the 1900s (Hundreds)

A microphone and two 1200s (What, what, what, what)

Back in the day, we used to fuck with Alizé

Now we kick it with the liquid from Kingston, JA

In the morning, you be crudo, make you eat menudo

Pissin' out your culo, got to act a foolo

I like it on ice with Coca-Cola

I sip it from L.A. to Capitola

Watch out for the rollers, pull over to the shoulders

Shoulda started drinkin' when I was much older

Some like gin, some like tonic

I like the captain with a half ounce of chronic

El Capitan

El Capitan

One night in the summer, 'bout two months back

Went out on the town without a plan of attack

Heineken, shots of 151

And a bottle of what we call El Capitan

Now what happened that night, you can't quite recall

Fact is, boy, you can't remember at all

You woke up in the morning with the spinnin' head

And a teenage girl lyin' next to you in bed

You kicked her out and then you slammed the door

Tryin' to forget about the night before

A month goes by, you can't remember the date

The girl's at your door sayin', boy, I'm late

That's what you get for out-playin' the ho

And now you got a kid with a girl you don't know

The first thing you thought when she dropped the bomb

Shouldn't have been fuckin' with El Capitan

El Capitan

El Capitan

Now drop the chalupa, pick up the mic

And let the party people know just what you like

Well, it comes from Puerto Rico, so you know that I'll be diggin' it

And if the bottle's empty, then you know that I've been swiggin' it

Hittin' it, and now the party's legit

Heiners gettin' lit shakin' their booties and tits

We're the OPM clique, and that's how we roll

So get some education from my man, Shaky Lo

Now, Captain Morgan was a pirate dude

He used to jack motherfuckers and act real rude

As a real life person, he wasn't much fun

But he sure made a good-ass bottle of rum

El Capitan

El Capitan

El Capitan