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Come in Open the door it's not blocked You want to spoil our door right? Take Good afternoon brother oworitapko But why are you giving me a hammer? I'm not a carpenter I'm shouting coming in and you are still knocking You want to break our door right? Then use a hammer instead of your hand Oh! Sorry my brother I didn't hear you Brother Takop I came so that we continue with our discussion from our last meeting Like I said the other day, you have to give your life to Christ Jesus is the only way to salvation I heard you the last time of course I have searched for him everywhere I cout not find him Or do you want me to give you my life to go and give him? Oworitakpo my brother, it's no a physical giving What I mean is, I want you to repent What kind of paint again? We just painted this house last week You don't like the colour? Which colour should we use again? No That's not what I mean I want you to be born again Born again After I have struggled all this while and gotten to this age You want me to be given birth to again So that I start wearing diapers again, crawling Staggering to stand and finally walk No Even my mother is too old to give birth now She can't give birth to me again Takpo my friend You are misunderstanding the whole thing Salvation is free You don't need to buy it Really? Who is giving it? I need my own share btoo It's Jesus I thought you said I should give my life to him? Now you are saying he is the one giving You are confusing me Are you hungry? It's not like this You are the one that is misunderstanding the whole thing here So you came to my house to call me a liar right? No not at all You are the problem Your understanding level is inaccurate You have even started lying In the first place I am not standing I am sitting Secondly, I'm not sitting under the chair I am sitting on top So who is under standing that is no accurate? Takpo my friend If you die a sinner you won't go to heaven It you that will die a senior You and I who is Senior? Are not older than me? So how will I die a senior? I didn't say Senior I said sinner No, senior Sinner Senior I said sinner It's senior that I choose It's not a matter t choosing Okay, I'm not choosing again I'm selecting now I select Senior You can't even select Why can't I select? Are you the one that own selection? Okay, I'm picking now Oworitakpo You are trying to mess up my day and that's not Fair No, I can't mess oo I didn't eat Beans and garden egg Oworitakpo you are a case No I'm not If you want case go to the court That's where they Jude cases It's okay It's clear you doe want to change your ways and receive salvation I have to take my leave now Which leave do you want to take? Did you bring anything here when you came apart from your Bible? Did you come here to steal or what? Did you bring leave when you came here? So you come here to steal right? If you don't leave here I will scream that you are a thief I