I Saw Mommy Kissin’ Santa Claus 

I saw Mommy kissin' Santa Claus

Underneath the mistletoe last night

(Underneath it, underneath it)

She did not see me creep

Down the stairs to have a peep

She thought that I was tucked up

In my bedroom, fast asleep

Then I saw Moma kissin' Santa Claus

Underneath his beard of snowy white

And oh, what a laugh it would have been

If my Daddy had walked right in and seen

Mommy kissin' Santa Claus last night

Yeah, I saw Moma kissin' Santa Claus

Underneath the mistletoe last night

I watched'm dancin' all around the tree

Singin' songs they never sang to me

Santa even sounded kinda pop

But you had to like the wway that dude could scat

Yeah, I saw Moma scoodle ah day

Scoodle etc (scatting)

Underneath the mistletoe last night

And oh what a scene it would have been

If my daddy woulda walked right in

Seein' Moma kissin' Santa

Santa kissin' Moma

Moma kissin' Santa Clause last night

Night

Night-night!