To Sit On a Sandwich

Sandwich To sit on a sandwich To sit on a sandwich Nothing could be finer Nothing could be better Nothing could be nicer Nothing could be wiser In this day and age of such advance civilisation Than to pounce And sit on a sandwich To sit on a sandwich Pastrami, salami, turky, pot roast beef, Tuna fish, egg salad To cut out the baloney That's been going on In the political democratescants(?) of the world Oohhhh to go roaming through the coleslaw Who cares what for anymore Hooooo to skip and frolick through the pickles While the big sanwich maker himself Sits high in his elysian shelf And giggles And prepares for the verse Some people Think it's a disadvantage To sit on a sandwich But nothing would be finer Nothing could be better Nothing could be nicer Nothing would be wiser In this day and age Of such absent civilisation Than to sit To sit on a sandwich To sit on a sandwich Any old sandwich To sit on a sandwich Make your own sandwich And sit on your sandwich