Uh, yeah, yeah, this is Lucas Logic

That **** that you don't see

Cause he got kicked out of the class

The odd couple

And I brought my other knucklehead with me

My man J.J. Brown, on some bully shit

Bringing heat on the beats

Stuffin' nerd **** in lockers

Gimme a beat and listen to me

****'ll see I'm like the oil man cause I deliver you heat

I didn't say you were gay, it's just that you're sweet

And catch vibes on the west side of Christopher Street

It's no wonder you wish you were me

I ain't some type of bitch who when he takes a piss sits on the seat

That's why all you chickens agree they'd rather kick it with me

Cause I surprise 'em every now and then with mystery meat

Boo! Who's the clever kid who uses leverage as

A rap star to get into a hoochie's second lips

Lou's new collection is smooth and effortless

Like two screwing sweaty chicks with lubed appendages

Whoever diss the boo's the nemesis

Had better move their settlements away into a new development

Cause I'm not too intelligent to stoop to your level

And you're so low down I'm shooting hoops with the devil

In the school of hard knocks we're at the top of our classes

Shit, the bullies even kiss our asses

Whether or not our report card passes

Class clowns'll tell you we're the real smart asses

We run shit and punch kids in their plump tummies

Somebody's always on the run from me

The Abbot's got detention, J's on suspension

And myself I got expelled for snatching ****' lunch money

Hey yo I got a sick itch for scotch, brought a fifth of shot

Just as hot as the burnin' in your sister's crotch

Which is not why I'd never stick or snatch

I'd rather flip the latch on the cabinet to your pop's liquor stash

J-Love hits the hash like a coffee shop spatula

My fangs puncture a keg like the malt and hops Dracula

That's why I always sleep in the daylight

Cause I creep in the late night

Leavin' victims leakin' like drain pipes

People say it ain't right but I can't help it I'm so damn selfish

And got my hands on a female fan's pelvis like some bad Elvis

Who's from a parallel universe

Gyratin' his hips 'til the dick carousels through the skirts

You know a man you think is rude at first

Give me some room to work and allow

Me to introduce the nerd to the dirt

Cause Lou's the worst type of jerk for dealin' with

He'll bruise you first physically then hurt your feelings bitch

In the school of hard knocks we're at the top of our classes

Shit, the bullies even kiss our asses

Whether or not our report card passes

Class clowns'll tell you we're the real smart asses

We run shit and punch kids in their plump tummies

Somebody's always on the run from me

The Abbot's got detention, J's on suspension

And myself I got expelled for snatching ****' lunch money

I'm like Merlin in a Sherlin when I sip a beer

A wizard in winter gear who makes a Guinness disappear

Quicker than a chick's brassiere during foreplay

Or drug dealers when the pigs are here to storm your hallway

Performin' all day with J and the Abbot

Makin' the magic that has addicts celebratin' their habits

I got a cult followin', of young adults swallowin'

So many Jameson flasks that it gives 'em a dull tolerance

I majored in classes on savorin' asses

With greater than average curves like antique vases and glasses

And on the day they gave me a masters

I traded it fast as you can say vodka for a case of some caskets

Some say that a rapper's worth as much as he drinks

Fuck what he thinks, that's why I fill myself with suds like a sink

Until my reasoning gets stuck on the blink

But that's just one of them things that

Gives me somethin' to discuss with my drink

In the school of hard knocks we're at the top of our classes

Shit, the bullies even kiss our asses

Whether or not our report card passes

Class clowns'll tell you we're the real smart asses

We run shit and punch kids in their plump tummies

Somebody's always on the run from me

The Abbot's got detention, J's on suspension

And myself I got expelled for snatching ****' lunch money

So who's that guy in the dunce cap sittin' in the back of the class

And when the teacher walks by he's smackin' her ass

Cuttin' in the school store line snatchin' your cash

Pushin' a smart kid's ass in the trash

Motherfucker I'm the bully, and I'm comin' round your corner

I warned ya and now I'm rainin' punches down on ya

Y'all better head for the office

Tell 'em to call your mom to come and

Get ya cause your tummy's are nauseous