Hi Jo Hi

(Hi Jo hi) Hi

(My, my, my)

(You're looking high) Why, thank you

(See you now)

I can't be late, it's a charity date

Got to cut the ribbon at the vicar's fete

The next bus don't leave till eight

What would they say if I was late

(Hello Ace) Hello

(You've shaved your face) That's right

(Didn't you have a beard?) Mhm

(Weren't you kind of weird?)

Uh-huh, Jane

I'm kind of still the same

I'm in the present tense

Don't mean to give offence

(Hi there, John) Hi

(Bill long gone) Not me

(Ain't seen you around)

(Have you been out of town?)

Oh no, Bill been kind of ill

I'm better now, I took my pills

Ain't you seen it in the news?

It's good to be back with all of yous

(Hi Jock, woah)

(Ain't it time to go?)

(Hope you've got your car)

(Though it's not too far)

The car's a pain

I'll go catch that train

But it's such a lovely day

If only I could stay

(Hi Jo hi) Hi

(My, my, my)

(You're looking high) Why, thank you

(See you now)

I can't be late, it's a charity date

Got to cut the ribbon at the vicar's fete

The next bus don't leave till eight

What would they say if I was late

(Hello Ace) Hello

(You've shaved your face) That's right

(Didn't you have a beard?) Sure did

(Weren't you kind of weird?)

Uh-huh, Jane

I'm kind of still the same

I'm in the present tense

Don't mean to give offence