You're drunk and horny in the crowd

You need attention, let your tears come down

You're crying harder, kick us out

You're still my best friend when you ruin my night

I promise I love you, and this isn't an attack

At the end of the night, I'm the one holding your hair back

Yeah, I know you've been hurt

Just like everyone else

Just like everyone else, get over it

'Cause I came here to dance

But you're changing my plans

Now I'm stuck in the corner sober

You're drunk and horny in the crowd

You need attention, let your tears come down

You're crying harder, kick us out

You're still my best friend when you ruin my night

Taking the shots

Everyone that I buy

Guess that I'm gonna help

When you get in a fight

You're drunk and horny in the crowd

You're still my best friend when you ruin my night

Why you causing a scene? Already know it's not that deep

Keep requesting that song, you're putting everyone to sleep

Yeah, I know you've been hurt

Just like everyone else

Just like everyone else, get over it

'Cause I came here to dance

But you're changing my plans

Now I'm stuck in the corner, sober

You're drunk and horny in the crowd

You need attention, let your tears come down

You're crying harder, kick us out

You're still my best friend when you ruin my night

Taking the shots

Everyone that I buy

Guess that I'm gonna help

When you get in a fight

You're drunk and horny in the crowd

You're still my best friend when you ruin my night