Man Smart, Woman Smarter

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-hey

Hey

I say let us put man and a woman together

To find out which one is smarter

Some say man, but I say no

The women got the men beat, they should know

And not me, but the people they say

That the man are leading the women astray

But I say that the women of today

Smarter than the man in every way

That's right, the woman is, uh, smarter

That's right, the woman is, uh, smarter

That's right, the woman is, uh, smarter

That's right, that's right

Ah, ever since the world began

Woman was always teaching man

And if you listen to my bid attentively

I goin' tell you how she smarter than me

And not me, but the people they say

That the man are leading the women astray

But I say that the women of today

Smarter than the man in every way

Samson was the strongest man long ago

No one could a-beat him, as we all know

Until he clash with Deliah on top of the bed

She told him all the strength was in the hair of his head

And not me, but the people they say

That the man are leading the women astray

But I say that the women of today

Smarter than the man in every way

That's right, the woman is, uh, smarter

That's right, the woman is, uh, smarter

That's right, the woman is, uh, smarter

That's right, that's right

Hey, you meet a girl at a pretty dance

Thinkin' that you would stand a chance

Take her home, thinkin' she's alone

Open de door

You find her husband home

Not me, but the people they say

That the man are leading the women astray

But I say that the women of today

Smarter than the man in every way

That's right, the woman is, uh, smarter

That's right, the woman is, uh, smarter

That's right, the woman is, uh, smarter

That's right, that's right

I was treatin' a girl independently

She was makin' baby for me

When de baby born and I went to see

Eyes was blue

It was not by me

And not me, but the people they say

That the man are leading the women astray

But I say that the women of today

Smarter than the man in every way

Oh, yes, smarter