What kind of girl is this? (What kind of girl is this?)

She's never ever been kissed (what kind of girl is this?)

Rubbidy rub dub dub (what kind of girl is this?)

She's never ever been in love (what kind of girl is this?)

She's never been in the moonlight

Watchin' the stars above

Hey tell me what kind of girl is this? (What kind of girl is this?)

She's never been out on a date (what kind of girl is this?)

What kind of girl is this? (What kind of girl is this?)

She's never ever come home late (what kind of girl is this?)

But I begged her on my knees to please go out with me

And she did

Did ya love her? (No, no, no, no!)

Did ya hug her? (No, no no no no!)

Did ya squeeze her? (No, no, no, no!)

Did ya kiss her? (No, no no no no!)

What kind of girl is this? (What kind of girl is this?)

She's never ever been kissed (what kind of girl is this?)

Rubbidy rub dub dub (what kind of girl is this?)

She's never ever been in love (what kind of girl is this?)

She's never been in the moonlight

Watchin' the stars above

Hey tell me what kind of girl is this? (What kind of girl is this?)

She's never been out on a date (what kind of girl is this?)

What kind of girl is this? (What kind of girl is this?)

She's never ever come home late (what kind of girl is this?)

But I begged her on my knees to please go out with me

And she did

She's so respectable!

She's so respectable!

She's so respectable!

She's so respectable!

She's so respectable!

She's so respectable!

She's so respectable!