Crazy Country Hop

Way down in a country town one day

A little, old country band began to play

They had two guitars and a beat-up saxophone

When the leader said go them cats began to blow

Ooh wee oh oh

Ooh la la, let's rock and roll

Now all the people gathered around

Just to dig that rocking-rolling sound

Suddenly the drummer rang a bell

And all them country cats began to yell

Old McDonald did a crazy bop

Said it's time to milk my cow, I got to stop

But just before I cool it and cut out

Here's something all you cats can think about

Snaggle-toothed Malinda was a drag

She latched onto a cat who showed up stag

He tried to run and then he tripped and fell

She kissed him and we all could hear him yell

Well, a hound dog ran a polecat into town

Brought him to the dance and laid him down

Someone hollered skunk and you can bet

All them country cats is running yet