You're So Beautiful That

You're so beautiful that

That Lana Turner turns green

Liz, Eva, Greer and Arlene

Run second to you

You're so beautiful that

Miss Rheingold switches to Coke

The cigarette that you smoke

I gotta smoke too

No four roses, Ed discloses

Lips like yours

No baloney messes Tony Dreen

And Rave must rave a lot

At that natural wave you've got

You're so beautiful that

When I write home to my folks

Joe Miller doesn't make jokes

To picture the view

Because you're just too beautiful to be true

You're so beautiful that

You're like a ten-to-one hunch

I haven't got any punch

So what can I do

But say you're just too beautiful to be true