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It's the same old guys in the same old house Lying around doing nothing on the same old couch Oh no not another day doing nothing The only thing we get is the TV lovin' Then it happened our boy had an idea Put this ad in the paper and see what would appear Boredom's the matter with me I wanna fight it You wash the dishes baby I'll do the dryin' If you're pretty come on If you're pretty If you're pretty come on If you're pretty come on If you're pretty Well they got so many calls that the lines were jammed So many girls numbers they had too much on their hands When they turned up they knew they would survive Beautiful women turning up four or five at a time If you're pretty come on If you're pretty If you're pretty come on If you're pretty come on If you're pretty When they left they gave their name and number And said don't forget to call you gotta remember This went down in history As the slickest and figgest girls you've ever seen Boredom's the matter with me I wanna fight it You wash the dishes baby I'll do the dryin' If you're pretty come on If you're pretty If you're pretty come on If you're pretty come on If you're pretty If you're pretty If you're pretty If you're pretty come on