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Yo soy Juanita, pero no soy sueltecita

¿Tú crees que porque estoy vestida así

Soy una mujer de la noche?

Si tú me quieres como yo creo que me quieres

Es todo o nada

I bumped into her at the Copa Cabana

Down in Cuban town in Little Habana

I asked her name, she said, "Juanita"

I just had to ask, I just had to meet 'er

I heard of fast girls, but she's a speeder

She said she was hungry and told me to feed 'er

So I got an espresso and a hot burrito

You look real sweet, you fine señorita

Mama la pinga, madrecita

It's a black thing, baby, so you know it's sweeter

Okey, Juanita, now I must be your guy

She said, "Juanita is my nickname, call me Spanish fly"

Bueno, tal vez que te pueda hacer el favor

Pero solo si tú me pones la lengua en las partes propias

Después yo te pongo mi lengua in the right place

Black girls, white girls, even Puerto Ricans

But the Mexican and Cubans are all so freakin'

I like them in dresses with big old chesses

I also like the style and the way she impresses

The fragrance of her perfume smells like roses

She's guaranteed to turn heads whenever she vogue is

She lives in Miami and of Latin descent

And being with her is how my time should be spent

I'm better into berries on a Friday night

Dressed in a soft silky dress color virgin white

I said, "Hey, pretty lady just suck on my finger

And tonight you're the one to mama la pinga"

Sigue, ¡ay, ay, ay, sigue!

No me hagas reír, mm, ¡qué rico!

Ay, señor Mixx, estás muy rico también

Mm, ay, papi

Oye, Marques, ven aquí también, mijito, que yo te quiero

¡Ven aquí!

Y para el final yo te quiero a ti, Luke

Porque eres tan grande, ¡ay!

Y lo que quiero decir, what I mean is

Because you are taller than everybody