Laziest Gal in Town

It's not 'cause I wouldn't

It's not 'cause I shouldn't

And, you know full well, it's not 'cause I couldn't

It's only because I'm the laziest gal in town

My poor heart is achin'

To bring home some bacon

And if I find myself alone and forsaken

It's only because I'm the laziest gal in town

Though I'm always willing to learn

How these gals get so much extra money to burn

Every little proposition I just turn it down

'Way down

It's not 'cause I wouldn't

It's not 'cause I shouldn't

And, you know darn well it's not 'cause I couldn't

It's only because I'm the laziest gal in town

It's not 'cause I wouldn't

It's not 'cause I shouldn't

Don't you know by now it's not 'cause I couldn't

It's simply because I'm the laziest gal in town