You Nearly Lose Your Mind

Now if you love your momma

And try to treat her right

But she keeps on fussing at you

Everyday and night

'Cause she's gonna trifle on ya'

They do it every time

And when your baby starts a stepping

Lord you nearly lose you mind

Now if your momma's mean

Take a tip from me

Lock her up at home lord

But hang on to that key

But if you momma's good

I'll tell you what to do

Give her lots of loving

But watch her closely too

When you come to your momma

An' find your clothes ain't clean

You can bet your slipping

If you know just what I mean

Now you may have a momma

That says that she is true

But wait till you are down and out

And really need her too

Now I've been a lot of places

There's nothing I ain't done

But when it comes to women

I don't trust a one