Well, mm, mm, mm... well, remember that total eclipse of the sun a few weeks ago?

(Da-doo)

I was walkin' in the wholesale flower district that day

(Shoop da-doo)

And I passed by this place where this old Chinese man

(Chang da-doo)

He sometimes sells me weird and exotic cuttings

(Snip da-doo)

'Cause he knows, you see, that, that strange plants are my hobby

(Da da da da da da-doo)

He had nothing, nothing really unusual there that day

(Nope, da-doo)

And I was about to, ya know, just walk on by

(Good for you)

When suddenly, suddenly and without warning, there was this

Total eclipse of the sun

It got very dark and then I heard a strange humming sound

Like something from another world

(Da-doo)

And when the light came back, this weird plant was just sitting there

(Whoopsie-doo)

Just stuck in you know, among the zinnias

(Audrey Two)

I coulda sworn I hadn't seen it before, but the old Chinese man sold it to me anyway for a dollar ninety-five

(Sha la la, la la la, la la la loo-oo-ooo)

I think Halley's Comet was passing over that day too