Fish in That There Sea / Lifeguard

Excuse me, ma'am But I couldn't help but overhear your little story there Because I happened to be eavesdropping Because I happen to be rude And I'd like to give you a little advice If I may Sitting on the porch after supper with my grandma She said Listen up I got something here to tell ya Consider this a life lesson Someday you'll see a gal and she'll make you say Oh wow Then she'll drop ya like a pig-turd in the mud There's a whole lotta fish in that there sea Some for him Some for her Some for me Reel 'em in for a spin If they're whack Throw 'em back There's a whole lotta' fish in that there sea I am the lifeguard I keep watch I am well trained both physically and mentally If you're out too far I'll call you in But it's up to you to obey me If there's danger I'll post a flag But it's up to you to heed its warning If you're drowning I'll try to save you But it's up to you to trust me I save lives and I'm hot There's a whole lotta fish in that there sea Some for him Some for her Some for me Reel 'em in for a spin If they're whack Throw 'em back There's a whole lotta fish in that there sea