The Movie Medley

Bap de ba ba Bap bap bap... Get your popcorn (and butter please) And Diet Coke (less calories) And take your seats (silence your phones) There are dinosaurs In Jurassic Park Oh no! They just escaped The power went out Setting them all free Run for your lives! (Oh my God!) (Run for your lives!) (I got bit!) (Run for your lives!!) He's got cool cars and gadgets Loves brunettes and blondes Your husband loves these movies He loves brunettes and blondes Brosnan and Daniel Craig Connery and Roger Moore And those two other guys You've never heard of before Bond, James Bond Found him in our backyard Was left by his spaceship E.T. the tiny alien Just wants to phone home Kate Winslet was cheating With DiCaprio An iceberg Caused the ship to sink But that string quartet kept cool And played on as most everyone drowned (Har-rison Ford) Indiana, not the school He was a cowboy with a science background He was searching for a cup While fighting pirates and bad guys And running from boulders in a cave Life is a box of chocolates he said And he really had to pee When not on the run, he sat on that bench Waiting to see Jenny They had a child, the kid from the Sixth Sense Dead people he could see Bruce Willis dead the whole time What a great movie Have you seen this movie? Our guess would be no But this famous theme song You probably know We'll show you how this song is used In movies and shows (Your favorite shows) The character's always in a race Running in slow-mo Sylvester Stallone was a nobody Until he wrote this great story The underdog wins in the end Always yelling: "Adrian!!" Rocky boy The rocky fight They kept the montage tonight Running up the stairs Push ups and punching cows to train (Oh Philadelphia!!) Star Wars More like bizarre wars Too many prequels Can't follow along Vader More like a hater Used his light saber To injure his son Now Luke, we're grateful that you saved everyone But why did you kiss your sister? (That's just nasty) We know, she looked hot in that gold bikini But c'mon man she's still family Family (Everybody!) Star Wars Ya da da Star Wars Ya da da Star Wars Ya da da da! Hope you enjoyed (hope you enjoyed) RSNC (RSNC) Movie Medley! (you should applaud!)