Robot, listen to my wishes

Robot, please do the dishes

Robot, clean the floor

Then wake up Grandpa Lemon 'cause he's starting to snore

Give everyone complimentary bees

Organize my DVD'S

Stack pile all my TNT

Now, detonate it all with expertise

Robot keeps me safe from everything tonight

Tucks me in with a robot grin and hits the lights

He makes sure that all is alright

Wakes me up again when the sun is bright

Uh, dude

Your robot just spilled water all over his circuitry, and he's freaking out

Destruction mode, engaged

Uh oh, that's not good

I am Robot, feel my wrath

Destroy all that's in my path

Laser eyes and lightning blasters

Bow before your new master

Artificial Intelligence?

More like natural awesomeness

He's got swagger, he's got moves

When it comes to Robot, I'll approve

Robot destroys everything that's in sight

The fridge, the stove, Spencer Grove and his can of Sprite

He shows up when it's time to fight

Blows up everything until the morning light

Robot keeps me safe from everything tonight

Tucks me in with a robot grin and hits the lights

He makes sure that all is alright

Wakes me up again when the sun is bright