Tiddlywink

There is a bouncy Babe, they call her Tiddlywink Cause all the boys flip over her down at the skating rink Her real names' Brenda Ursula Sophia Humperdinck But everybody calls her Tiddlywink, Tiddlywink You look so pretty in pink Tiddlywink, Tiddlywink I don't know what to think You'd make a prize fighter blink Tiddlywink, Tiddlywink Do I love her, does an actress love a mink? Do I need her, does a pen need ink? She flirts and she pushes you right to the brink She'd make the devil get religion and a preacher get a drink Do I want her, does a tee-shirt want to shrink? Do we go together, do Titantic go with sink? She always gets her way with just a wiggle and a wink My aorta starts a' throbbin' like a hose with a kink