Well, now then, Mardy Bum

I've seen your frown and it's like looking down the barrel of a gun

And it goes off, and out come all these words

Oh, there's a very pleasant side to you, a side I much prefer

It's one that laughs and jokes around

Remember cuddles in the kitchen, yeah, to get things off the ground

And it was up, up and away

Oh, but it's reyt hard to remember that on a day like today

When you're all argumentative and you've got the face on

Well, now then, Mardy Bum

Oh, I'm in trouble again, aren't I?

I thought as much, 'cause you've turned over there

Pulling that silent disappointment face, the one that I can't bear

Well, can't we just laugh and joke around?

Remember cuddles in the kitchen, yeah, to get things off the ground

And it was up, up and away

Oh, but it's reyt hard to remember that on a day like today

When you're all argumentative and you've got the face on

And, yeah, I'm sorry I was late

But I missed the train, and then the traffic was a state

And I can't be arsed to carry on in this debate that reoccurs

Oh, when you say I don't care

But of course I do, yeah, I clearly do

So laugh and joke around

Remember cuddles in the kitchen, yeah, to get things off the ground

And it was up, up and away

Oh, but it's reyt hard to remember that on a day like today

When you're all argumentative and you've got the face on