Never Ever Getting Rid of Me

Please, just take the mixed bouquet and leave, just leave!

Dawn, I will never let you let me leave, I promise I'm not lying

Go ahead, ask anybody who has seen me trying

I'm not going

If it seems like I did, I'm probably waiting outside

Such a stubborn man, you'll likely never meet another

When we have our family dinner, you can ask my mother

She's the best

You'll learn more about her on our family history test

I'm gonna do this right

Show you I'm not moving

Wherever you go, I won't be far to follow, oh

I'm gonna love you so

You'll learn what I already know

I love you means you're never, ever, ever getting rid of me

You can try

Oh, but I

I love you means you're never, ever, ever getting rid of me

Ready for your check?

Not quite, pie for everybody

What?

I grew up an only child in the suburb of the city

I spent my days alone, my only friend was a stray kitty

Called Sardine (Sardine)

Yeah, I thought it was hilarious to call a cat a kind of fish

She'd play hard to get, hissing while she scratched me

What she was trying to say was, "Ogie, come and catch me"

I learned quickly

That perseverance stood between a cat and her new best friend, me

Oh, I'm gonna do this right

Show you I'm not moving

Wherever you go, I won't be far to follow, oh

I'm gonna love you so

You'll learn what I already know

I love you means you're never, ever, ever getting rid of me

When you say never

You can try

Oh, but I

I love you means blah, blah, blah, yip, yap, yap, yap

Now get back to work

Oh, you can try

Oh, but I

I love you means you're never, ever, ever getting rid of me