All my friends are vegans take it slow

Wait for them to force feed you tofu

Don't eat that, it probably contains hooves

Don't you know that comes from a cow's boobs?

All my friends are vegans take it slow

Wait for them to force feed you tofu

Don't eat that, it probably contains hooves

Don't you know that comes from a cow's boobs?

Welcome to the room of people

Who have baby chickens that I loved one day

Locked away

Just because you nugget-lovers killed our brothers

Doesn't mean we judge your ways, or your chicken fillets

You're lovin' on the chicken burger sittin' next to you

I'm lovin' on the aubergine sittin' next to you

You're thinkin' "how can I escape from sittin' next to you?"

But after all I've said, please don't forget

All my friends are vegans take it slow

Wait for them to force feed you tofu

Don't eat that, it probably contains hooves

Don't you know that comes from a cow's boobs?

We don't deal with eatin' out very well

They say Luke Cutforth has a certain smell (MILK)

Our fruit-piled plates will create tension

But we just love to bathe in pretension

You're lovin' on the fried steak sittin' next to you

You'll hate to have the vegan sittin' next to you

They'll be goin' "did you know that meat is really bad for you?"

And is also responsible for a large proportion of global greenhouse gas emissions

Uses 70% of the Earth's fresh water

More than 50% of the world's land

Is completely unsustainable for a population of 7 billion people and growing

And causes 150 billion deaths per year for sweet sweet baby animals

But after all I've said, please don't forget

By the way I'm vegan, did you know?

I don't eat meat or dairy just tofu

Don't eat it, it probably contains hooves

Don't you know that comes from a cow's boobs?

All my friends are vegans take it slow

Wait for them to force feed you tofu

All my friends are vegans take it slow

Wait for them to force feed you tofu

Why do you come when bacon's on your plate?

I tried to warn you just to stay away

Now our facts have filled you with disgust

It looks like you might be one of us