Lookin' at the TV screen

See the man that I should be

Flip flops on a sandy beach

A cold beer, livin' up the dream

I guess this is reality

This product I must really need

And when I get it I'll be happy

All I need's security

Security

Security

Two cold beers, a hot bitch and security

Guess I need a new suit, new tie, new shoes

Turnin' in my resume

Do a few interviews

Remember firm handshake

Look 'em in the eye

Back straight

Say your GPA and don't you dare lie

Well maybe I could lie

If it means getting the job I'll do anything, I'll try

Get turned down 30 times, and get an internship

All aboard, now it's money time, I'm 'bout to be the shit

All I really need

Is two cold beers, a hot bitch and security

Handcuff, handcuff, doggie leash and rope

Tie me up securely, tell me where I need to go

As I climb the coporate ladder security starts to grow

I can't wait until the day they call me CEO

Just throw me in a cave and tell me where I need to go

Just like a man with freedom, just like pinocchio

Just throw me in a cave and tell me where I need to go

Just like a man with freedom, just like pinocchio

Cubicle-ee-oh pinochiochio, yeah

All I really need

Is two cold beers, a hot bitch and security

All I really need

Is two cold beers, a hot bitch and security

Money, weed, women, fast foreign cars

Mansions on the waterfront, steak and caviar

Everything I want but far from what I need

Security, security, I'm about to be really...

I'm about to be really...

Shit, why don't I feel happy?

Shit, why don't I feel happy?

Shit, why don't I feel happy?

Shit, why don't we feel happy?

Shit, why don't we feel happy?

Shit, why don't we feel happy?

Shit, why don't we feel happy?

Shit, why don't we feel happy?

Shit, why don't we feel happy?

Shit, why don't we feel happy?

Shit, why don't we feel happy?

I guess it's 'cause we believe only thing that we need is this made up thing we call security

Two cold beers, a hot bitch and security

All I really need

All I really need

Is two cold beers, a hot bitch and security