Big Giant Me

What if I wake up tomorrow Bigger than my bed What if try standing and I Crack the ceiling with my head And what if I come over And you open your front door And find me looking in your bedroom Window on the second floor Would you laugh Would you scream And pray it was a dream Or could you be Glad to see Big giant me S'posing I keep growing till I Don't fit on my lawn I move up to the mountainside with Only rocks for sleeping on Would you build me a bed Or stay in yours instead Could you be Glad to see Big giant me I know you like your peace and quiet I know pride goes before a fall I know the villagers might riot But I might try it after all I might wake up much too tall I could get chased out of town 'Cause everyone's afraid But I think I'd be gentle and I Know I'd help the tourist trade So think about it - I'm not saying I won't stay this size I only know a thing keeps growing Up or else it up and dies And I think Maybe you Could be a giant too And you'd be Glad to see How we'd live enormously You would be Glad to see Big giant me