First Class Loser

Have you ever had a family Or a friend that drove you crazy A folk or a neighbor Who's obnoxious, fool or lazy? The type of guy you'd cross six lanes Of traffic to avoid He's always got his handout He's wicked unemployed You can't ditch him, you can't lose him There is no place he can hide He's a boy, he's a jerk He's everything that you despise But you can't just tune him out Because he's too loud to ignore When he shows up at your house You kill the lights and hit the floor 'Cause he's a first class loser! He's a first class loser! He's a first class loser, which nobody can deny! He's a first class loser! He's not my type of guy His personality is impervious To reason or suggestion He can't take a hint And he always says he's welcome He's nobody's friend Yeah, he's hated by all reasons He only cares about himself He parks in handicap spaces 'Cause he's a first class loser! He's a first class loser! He's a first class loser, I stab him in the eye! He's a first class loser! He's not my type of guy We've all got some loser in our spot And aim a full-time job I may be a little difficult But I'm not a total nut I wanna hit him, bite him, fight him Punch him, watch him as he falls I'm gonna trash him, kick him, scratch him Clove him, smash him in the balls He's a first class loser! He's a first class loser! He's a first class loser, which nobody can deny He's a first class loser! He's not my type of guy He's a first class loser, he makes me wanna cry! He's a first class loser! I wouldn't miss him if he died (Oh, oh no) (What, what? Come on, you know what I'm saying)