Well it’s tryouts week and I’m so excited, I’d really like to lead some cheers!

But the competition is super tight and things are getting pretty weird

Spontaneous human combustion occurred, much to Giles’ delight

If Cordelia can’t see her own face in the mirror, what is the point of life?

In an attic, there’s a cauldron full of something green

And whoever’s doing magic has it in for me

Yeah everybody knows that Amy’s mom is a total *ahem*

Better watch out for that witch

Now I’m hella hexed, and I’m feeling wasted - soon I could be feeling dead

But sometimes the only way forward’s gettin

Thrown into the periodic table of the elements

I’ll kick down a mirror, reflecting her own spell right back in her witch face

And she will remain, forever and always trapped in a trophy case

And I really can’t get that mad at her

Cause I also want to be a cheerleader

But everybody knows it’s rude to perform a body switch

Gotta watch out for that witch