Hi I'm Jeff Foxworthy and i have got a wonderful woman that i am totally committed to

Always figured if something was worth doing it was worth doing right

You ever see those dead possum lying in the road they were partially committed

Rule #1 if she ain't happy you ain't happy and if she ain't happy long enough your gonna be unhappy with half your

Stuff

Early on in our marriage when wed be in the same room for a half hour and she didn't say a word a word to me i would make the mistake of looking at her a saying whats wrong? Hoping it was something other than me

Now i have learned If were in the same room for a half hour and she doesnt say a word to

Me. ITS ME. Now i just go up to her and say baby i realize i have done or said something stupid and insensitive and while i dont yet know what it is i would like to go up to my room and think about it for a little while

This games been played for centurys

Ever since Adam fell for Eve

The sooner youll learn the better off you'll be

Just like me

Totally Committed

I've learned early on in our relationship that women are complicated creatures

Once i had accepted that it made alot of things easier for me

But i have found that because women are complicated they like to think men are complicated too

You ever hear a group of women talking to each other " OOO i wish i knew what

He was really thinking" Ladies ill tell you what were really thinking

Were really thinking "I'd like a beer and i'd like to see something naked"

Thats all were thinking You go to a nursing home and see a 90 year old man going down the hall on

A walker Thats what hes thinking "I'd like a beer and I'd like to see something naked"

This games been played for centurys

Ooh not that not that

Ever since Adam fell for Eve

The sooner youll learn the better off you'll be

Just like me

Totally Committed

And i do belive what women understand men better than men understand women

Think about that

How often do you see a man stomp out of a room crying and have a woman go

"What, What'd I say?" Come Back

And i do think men would take advice on relationships but were not gonna sit down and read magazines about it. You got to feed it to us in a way were we'd accept it. Sneak it into the play-by-play of a baseball game

"and theres strike Three Greg Maddux looking really good today. Speaking of looking good fellas from time to time your woman needs to be reminded that she's still looking good to you" Hey Baby have i told you lately you are as pretty as Greg Maddux?

This games been played for centurys

Baby where ya goin?

Ever since Adam fell for Eve

The sooner youll learn the better off you'll be

Just like me

I keep telling ya i am Totally Committed

Now repeat after me

Totally Committed

Now baby what i meant to say is when your naked you are prettier than Greg

Maddux

You really are

Im going up to my room