Pity Party

I just can't stop cryin'

This melodrama in my head

Has got me all inspired

To set some common sense on fire

Too late to quit while I'm ahead

One, two, one, two

Well, my pity party's over

And I'm sorry it went so long

Too bad you couldn't make it, but

It really wasn't all that fun

Whoa, misery, sucks to be me

Waitin' for the sun

Well, my pity party's over

Ain't you glad that that's all done?

I wanted to tell you not to leave me in my puddle of tears

But ego said, "Get out and go home"

I should put on my pants, get over it, but I just wanna

Eat a pint of ice cream in the dark all alone

Oh, when I'm sick of sittin' solo

I'll call you on the phone, so you can tell me what I wanna hear

But I'll be bitchin', moanin', whinin', groanin'

Watchin' all my friends disappear

My pity party's over

And I'm sorry it went so long

Too bad you couldn't make it, but

It really wasn't all that fun

Whoa, misery, sucks to be me

Waitin' for the sun

Well, my pity party's over

Ain't you glad that that's all done?

Somebody feed that girl

I remember when my mama sat me down and she said

"Baby, when you're dumb, you gotta be tough"

But Mommy, other people do me wrong

And other people take too long

So gimme it, I'll do it myself

But when I'm sick of gettin' nowhere, hungry as hell

And there ain't no more midnight oil to burn

Get her a burger, taco, see you tomorrow

When's that little girl gonna learn?

Well, my pity party's over

And I'm sorry it went so long

Too bad you couldn't make it, but

It really wasn't all that fun

Whoa, misery, sucks to be me

My pity party's over

Ain't you glad that that's all done?

You're not invited

It doesn't matter, 'cause you're not invited

That's fine, you're not invited

I don't care, 'cause you weren't invited

Well, my pity party's over

And baby, it went too long

Well, I know you had to go

That's okay, 'cause I had no fun

I love my misery, sucks to be me

Look at that, here comes the sun, whoa

My pity party's over

Well, my pity party's over

Ain't you glad, so, so glad

I'm done?

(That's what I thought)