Any Minute

Someone got his eyelids torn off

And I'm sitting here

And I should be doing something

That guy got an axe in his throat

And she’s sitting there

And I don’t know why I'm waiting

But oh, any minute

I'll be getting closer

I'll be where I want to be…

Any minute

Someone got his skull chopped in half

And he's sitting there

And maybe he doesn't want me

Maybe it was something I said

Or maybe my breath

Why did I eat those pork rinds?

'Cause oh, any minute

He could turn and kiss me

And we'll be where we ought to be…

Any minute

She just set his penis on fire

What do I do?

This is so not romantic

This was such a stupid idea!

If I could just

Turn my head slightly sideways

  

This is weird

Am I fat?

He wants to be with Lucy!

And she's right

I'm a good girl!

And oh, any minute

He’ll do something for me

Did he just invite me

So he could ignore me?

He won’t even know I’m gone…

Any minute

Any moment

If I want it

If I close my eyes!

Any minute

Any moment

Any time!

  

Any minute

Any moment

If I want it

If I close my eyes!

Any minute

Any moment

Any time!

No more time to sit on my butt

Time to move in

Time to get started

This is it, Archie!

After all, tonight is the Tongue

And after the Tongue

There will be groping!

Okay!

And so, watch out, Kendra!

Now, watch out, women!

Now! Now! Now!