Donegal Express

Who dares to speak of Donegal He kicks the bars and in the balls The harp that played in Tara's halls Is burning on the dump Virginia is a gin town Belturbet is a sin town All the boys from Skintown are in England on the lump Got pissed in Letterkenny With darlin' sportin' Jenny Spent me very last penny and we made it in the press The husband caught me in the bed He tried to shoot me in the head Had to swim the stream to get the Donegal Express Kahaya! You fuckk! Come Hell of high water I might have fucked your Missus But I never fucked your daughter Fol-diddle-dee-ahh Fol-diddle-dee-ahh Fol-diddle-dee-ahh Fol-diddle-dee-ahh As sure as I'm Father Emmett Got a King Dong down me Semmett As any girl will tell you From Cavan down to Clare Back in sweet Virginia In the toilet with Lavinia I nearly fucked her brains out And tore her party dress A shit, a shave, a shower A half a point of powers Then off again to get on board The Donegal Express Kahaya! You fuck! Come Hell of high water I might have fucked your Missus But I never fucked your daughter Fol-diddle-dee-ahh Fol-diddle-dee-ahh Fol-diddle-dee-ahh Fol-diddle-dee-ahh Kahaya! You fuck! Come Hell of high water I might have fucked your Missus But I never fucked your daughter Fol-diddle-dee-ahh Fol-diddle-dee-ahh Fol-diddle-dee-ahh Fol-diddle-dee-ahh