Big Bushy Mustache

They say I got a dirty face But I'm sharper than a razor blade You know I didn't grow it overnight Most boys keep it clean I'm the man that they want to be If only they could give it a try I see them coming from a mile away One thing that they all say I want a big bushy mustache And a silky carpet with the drapes to match I'd grow one if my girlfriend let me but she says they're trash I want a porn star handlebar And a neon pink Mustang as my second car It takes a bushy mustache to show them who you really are Tender love and sweet attention Everybody can see Are you growing on me Are you growing on me All you fellas don't be jealous 'Cos you got what you need Set your follicles free Your mother follicles free I see them coming from a mile away One thing that they all say I want a big bushy mustache And a silky carpet with the drapes to match I'd grow one if my girlfriend let me but she says they're trash I want a porn star handlebar And a neon pink Mustang as my second car It takes a bushy mustache to show them who you really are I see them coming from a mile away Same thing that they all say I want a big bushy mustache And a silky carpet with the drapes to match I'd grow one if my girlfriend let me but she says they're trash I want a porn star handlebar And a neon pink Mustang as my second car It takes a bushy mustache to show them who you really are