(Weight's Goin) up Down, up Down

Yeah, what's up everybody?

Cledus T. Judd is back and unhealthy as ever, that's right

Cledus T. Judd featuring the Ohio Kentucky West Virginia Line

That's right

Let's get it

I love my chicken fried, my potatoes piled up high

Scoop of coleslaw on the side 'bout Joe Diffie wide

Don't bother me at all, watchin' my cholesterol

Goin' up-down, up-down, up-down

Tonight I'm gonna weigh to see how much I gained

From the China Wok buffet, number eight from Chick-fil-A

I'll be drownin' there in sweat from that stair step

Goin' up-down, up-down, up-down

I'm just chokin' it down here at KFC

Pourin' on them pounds of that brown gravy

Dessert and a jug of sweet tea

I turn it up-down, up-down, up-down

I'll eat all I can and take home the rest

I can burn it off in thirty minutes on my treadmill

Phentermine pills, my weight's

Goin' up-down, up-down, up-down

Beer, or make it a six-pack

Haha

Yeah, that Arby's hit the spot

Krispy Kreme were nice and hot

But that chili in the crock is gonna have me on the pot

Gonna spend all night with the bathroom light

Flippin' up-down, up-down, up-down

I'm just scarfin' it down here at Dairy Queen

To hell with that doctor and an EKG

Blizzard Oreo cookies

Don't turn it up-down, up-down, up-down

I'll eat all I can and I'll save the rest

Try to burn it off in twenty minutes on my treadmill

Phentermine pills, my weight's

Goin' up-down, up-down, up-down

Yeah, I need a two-all-the-way Yankee dog

A very smack side of sandwich, and I'll need a dessert

I'll need you cotton top it

I'll need you to flaming it burning

And I'll need you to charge it to someone else

'Cause I ain't got no money to pay for it

You know what I'm talkin' about

That will be 9.45, sir, thank you

Had my poor old thyroid checked yesterday

It's goin' up-down, up-down, up-down

But I'm just chokin' it down here at Mickey D's

Couple quarter pounders packin' on lb's

Brain freeze from a McFlurry

I turn it up-down, up-down, up-down

I eat all I can 'til I'm tight in the chest

And burn it off in ten minutes on my treadmill

Phentermine pills, my weight's

Goin' up-down, up-down, up-down

Beer, and a lot of 'em

Hope Joe Diffie ain't mad at me

I'm just kiddin' with you, Joe

I really ain't worried about Joe

I'm really worried about that Morgan Wallen fella

Them Florida Georgia Line boys

I'm out