The beats, yeah, they were coming out the speakers

And were winding up straight in your sneakers

And I'm dancing like every song he spins is Bis

Or like all my dance heroes would if they exist

And yeah, it's sad that you think that we're all just scenesters

And even if we were, it's not the scene you're thinking of

Just taking props from '90s boy band fashions

All crop tops and testosterone passion

If there's one thing I could never confess

It's that I can't dance a single step

It's you, it's me, and there's dancing

It's you, it's me, and there's dancing

Not sure if you mind if I dance with you

But I don't think right now that you care about anything at all

And if only there were clothes on the floor

I'd feel for certain I was bedroom dancing

And it's all flailing limbs at the front line

Every single one of us is twisted by design

And dispatches from the back of my mind

Say, "So long as we're here, everything is alright"

If there's one thing I could never confess

It's that I can't dance a single step

It's you, it's me, and there's dancing

It's you, it's me, and there's dancing

If there's one thing I could never confess

It's that I can't dance a single step

One thing I could never confess

Is that I can't dance a single step

It's you, it's me, and there's dancing

It's you, it's me, and there's dancing

And I always get confused

Because in supermarkets, they turn the lights off when they want you to leave

But in discos, they turn them on

And it's always sad to go, but it's never that sad

Because there's only so many places you're guaranteed of getting a hug when you leave

And then on the way home, it always seems like a good idea to go paddling in the fountain

And that's because it is a good idea

And we're just like how Rousseau depicts man in the state of nature

We're undeveloped, we're ignorant

We're stupid, but we're happy