True Texan

He looks at himself in the mirror Sees a badass looking back Don't you even think he's joking He's serious as a heart attack Women want him, men want to be him Least that's what he'd have you believe As he climbs up into his diesel Emblazoned with "Texas Secede" He's a True Texan In his mind he's a legend A True Texan Won't be long til he's talking about Texas How grand, how big, how great Don't you ever speak a word sideways About the Lone Star State Oh, Do you remember the Alamo? Oh, He's telling the story but he's talking so slow He's got boots for every occasion Starched jeans, starched shirts to match Doesn't matter if you're coming or going He'll give you the tip of the hat He's a True Texan In his mind he's a legend A True Texan Oh, Do you remember the Alamo? Oh, He's telling the story but he's talking so slow Here he comes up with a swagger Says, hey in Texas that's called walkin' ma'am You might not have been born in Texas But you should get here as fast as you can And be a True Texan The stuff of legends A True Texan A legend You can be a True Texan You can be a True Texan Viva la Texas