P-Funk (Wants To Get Funked Up)

Good evening

Do not attempt to adjust your radio, there is nothing wrong

We have taken control as to bring you this special show

We will return it to you as soon as you are grooving

Welcome to station W-E-F-U-N-K, better known as We-Funk

Or deeper still, the Mothership Connection

Home of the extraterrestrial brothers

Dealers of funky music

P.Funk, uncut funk, the bomb

Coming to you directly from the Mothership

Top of the Chocolate Milky Way, 500,000 kilowatts of P. Funk-power

So kick back, dig, while we do it to you in your eardrums

And me? I'm known as Lollipop Man, alias the Long-Haired Sucker

My motto is:

Make my funk the P. Funk

I want my funk uncut

Make my funk the P. Funk

I wants to get funked up

I want the bomb

I want the P.Funk

I want my funk uncut

Make my funk the P. Funk

I wants to get funked up

W-E-F-U-N-K, y'all

Now this is what I want you all to do:

If you got faults, defects or shortcomings

You know, like arthritis, rheumatism or migraines

Whatever part of your body it is

I want you to lay it on your radio, let the vibes flow through

Funk not only moves, it can re-move, dig?

The desired effect is what you get

When you improve your interplanetary funksmanship

Sir Lollipop Man! Chocolate coated, freaky and habit forming

Doin' it to you in 3D

So groovy that I dig me

Once upon a time called Now

Somebody say, "Is there funk after death?"

I say, "Is seven up?"

Yeah, P. Funk

Make my funk the P. Funk

I want my funk uncut

Make my funk the P. Funk

I wants to get funked up

I want the bomb

I want the P.Funk

I want my funk uncut

Make my funk the P. Funk

I wants to get funked up

Make my funk the P. Funk

I want my funk uncut

Make my funk the P. Funk

I wants to get funked up

I want the bomb

I want the P. Funk

Don't want my funk stepped on

Make my funk the P. Funk

Before I take it home

Yeah, I dig

Let me put my sunglasses on

That's the law around here, you got to wear your sunglasses

So you can feel cool

Gangsta lean, y'all should dig my sun-rooftop

Well, alright. Hey I was diggin' on y'all's funk for awhile

Sounds like it got a three on it though, to me

Then I was down south and I heard some funk with some Main Ingredients

Like Doobie Brothers, Blue Magic, David Bowie

It was cool, but can you imagine Doobie in your funk? Ho

W-E-F-U-N-K, we funk

Make my funk the P. Funk

I want my funk uncut

Make my funk the P. Funk

I wants to get funked up

I want the bomb

I want the P. Funk

Don't want my funk stepped on

Make my funk the P. Funk

Before I take it home

Home of the extraterrestrial brothers

Gettin' deep

Once upon a time called Right Now

Ain't it funky now

Far 'round

Hey, doin' it to ya in the earhole

Make my funk the P. Funk

I want my funk uncut

Make my funk the P. Funk

I wants to get funked up

I want the bomb

I want the P. Funk

Don't want my funk stepped on

Make my funk the P. Funk

Before I take it home

We're not leavin' y'all

I want you all to stay tuned for Starchild

Make my funk the P. Funk

I want my funk uncut

Make my funk the P. Funk

I wants to get funked up

I want the bomb

I want the P. Funk

Don't want my funk stepped on

Make my funk the P. Funk

Before I take it home

Don't stop, get down

Talk

Blow your horn

P-you

Wants to get funked up

Well, alright

Make my funk the P. Funk

I want my funk uncut

Make my funk the P. Funk

I wants to get funked up

I want the bomb

I want the P.Funk

I want my funk uncut

Make my funk the P. Funk

I wants to get funked up

Make my funk the P. Funk

I want my funk uncut

Make my funk the P. Funk

I wants to get funked up

I want the bomb

I want the P. Funk

Don't want my funk stepped on

Make my funk the P. Funk

Before I take it home