Who do you think you are?

I am no one

And why do you do what you do?

It's the only thing I know how to do

If I knew how to do anything else I’d probably do that

I'm not very good at this and it's really hard

What’s the hardest part?

Probably the money

What’s your biggest fear?

Dying before I get all my work done

And when will your work be done?

Never

So what's your biggest success?

The last thing I finished

And do you ever think of her?

Never

Always

So what’s your biggest problem right now?

There's a rat trapped underneath the kitchen sink and I don't know how I'm going to get it out

Is that a metaphor?

No

Maybe

Well how exactly do you see yourself?

Well in my mind I'm a singer in a hardcore band

Ah but the truth is that I work in a bar

I take the trash out and I take the money at the door

But some nights when it’s slow

I try drawing pictures

Of the person I always thought I would be

It seems no matter how much I scribble or erase

It never looks anything like me

Anything like me

Anything like me

Anything like me

Anything like me