Bob goes to church every Sunday

Every Sunday that the fish ain't bitin'

Bob never has to have dinner with the preacher

'Cause Bob never bothered gettin' married

He likes to drink a beer or two every now and again

He always had more dogs thn he ever had friends

Bob ain't light in the loafers

He might kneel but he never bends over

Bob takes care of his mama

She's the only one he lets call him Robert

She don't drive anymore, so he takes her to the store

And keeps her yard lookin' just like she wants it

Every week at the beauty shop Bob's mama hears

Of another woman's paid another man disappears

Robert ain't exactly scared of women

He's just got his own way of livin'

Bob's still gotta antenna on a pole

Two channels come in, two more comin' through

He used to watch the news but he don't anymore

Ain't none of it new, it's the same as before

He figures all any of it's any good for's keepin' everybody bored

'Til there ain't nobody like Bob anymore

Bob takes care of his mama

She's a mess but he feels like he oughtta

A big a mess today as Bob will say

"She's a big one and she's gonna be a lotta"

He likes to drink a beer or two every now and again

He always had more dogs than he ever had friends

Bob ain't light in the loafers

He might kneel but he never bends over