Intentional Heartache

She drove South I-95 straight though Carolina She didn't use no damn map to find her way She pulled off on a state route Just north of Charlotte And took mostly county roads the rest of the day She said I'll give him an intentional heartache That'll hurt a lot worse than the one he left in me Would you all step back so a girl Might could get started Then he won't have to look twice to see She drove up across the yard And through his momma's garden Didn't touch the brakes slammed Right into his Chevrolet Tossed out his clothes, boots Bud cap, and signed Dale Jr. poster Then shot the whole mess neon green With a can of Dupont spray She said I'll give him an intentional heartache That'll hurt a lot worse than the one he left in me Would you all step back so a girl Might could get started Then he won't have to look twice to see She said I'll give you an intentional heartache That'll hurt a lot worse than the one that you left in me And tell your little tramp to step back so Your new ex-wife can get started Then you won't have to look twice to see Just watch this Then she sprayed that Bud cap bright green Said Connie put that can of spray paint down Just watch this Then she pulled them Nakona boots out, sprayed them neon too Put the can down Connie She give it hell with that can of spray paint He kept yelling at her just put the can down So she sprayed him Then she did a little dance on top of that Dale Jr. poster Just kind of a hoochie coochie Alright Connie He said I saw you Connie, now put it down Just watch this, she run over to the passenger side of that Monte Carlo And she sprayed tramp On the hood on the back of the house We tried to call her sister What was that girls name Said you gotta come get this girl Nancy, I think She said watch this Said Lookee here lookee here, watch this She run that girl back up on the porch Screamin' at her tramp this Oh yeah She give him an intentional heartache Alright, alright Connie I heard you His momma was crying in there on the phone His daddy said I told you that girl was gonna get like that She said watch this, here