I began this day by hurting you. I am sorry, I've got no excuse

Yesterday was a mess I guess the stress just blew my fuse

I began this day by hurting you like I began the day before

Johnny said I didn't look alright. I said "Well, you've never looked alright"

I don't know what's going on but I believe I must reconsider

Susan says so many stupid things and I just want to forbid her

So have mercy on me I'm in a jackass phase

Have mercy on me, have mercy

So have mercy on me I'm in a jackass phase

I need your help to get out of here

And the microphone tastes like shit

And the migraine came with it

The John Irwing book I read last week, it twisted and tossed me and turned me

And it kicked me into the right direction, but still I stumble the path

Yeah, I began this day by hurting you like I began the day before

Johnny said I didn't look alright. I said "Well, you've never looked alright"

So have mercy on me I'm in a jackass phase

Have mercy on me, have mercy

So have mercy on me I'm in a jackass phase

I need your help to get out of here

And the microphone tastes like shit

And the migraine came with it

So have mercy on me I'm in a jackass phase

Have mercy on me, have mercy

So have mercy on me I'm in a jackass phase

I need your help to get out of here