When I was only three
My mama said to me
Don't go screwing a skanky ho
Or you're gonna get VD
When I was seventeen
I boned a kooky bitch
A couple days later my balls swelled up
And my crotch began to itch
But that's when I totally knew
What God wanted me to do
Whoooooaaa, hey, hey, hey
Fuck all night and party all day
Whoooooaaa, hey, hey, hey
I'm gonna fuck all night and party all day
(Check it out)
Now I'm in a bitchin' band
And I'm banging every night
I don't care if she's a trailer ho
And she's got three friggin' eyes
I get up in the afternoon
'Cause I ain't got a stupid job
I drink some beer and I watch cartoons
While a slut polishes my knob
Smoke and drink and screw
That's what I was born to do
Whoooooaaa, hey, hey, hey
Fuck all night and party all day
Whoooooaaa, hey, hey, hey
I'm gonna fuck all night and party all day, let's go!
Now God's looking down on me
Saying "Hey man, way to be"
Whoooooaaa, hey, hey, hey
Fuck all night and party all day
Whoooooaaa, hey, hey, hey
Fuck all night and party all day
Whoooooaaa, hey, hey, hey
Fuck all night and party all day
Whoooooaaa, hey, hey, hey
Fuck all night and party
Fuck fuck fuck yeah, fuck yeah!
Fuck yeah, dude
