Well, my name is your number, a piece of plastic film
And I'm growin' funny flowers in my little window sill
Don't you know I'm a 2000 man
And my kids, they just don't understand me at all
Well, my wife still respects me, I really misused her
I am having an affair with the random computer
Don't you know I'm a 2000 man
And my kids, they just don't understand me at all
Oh daddy, proud of your planet
Oh mummy, proud of your sun
Oh daddy, proud of your planet
Oh mummy, proud of your sun
Oh daddy, your brain's still flashin'
Like it did when you were young
Or do you come down crashin'
Seein' all the things you'd done?
All was a big put on
Oh daddy, proud of your planet
Oh mummy, proud of your sun
Oh daddy, proud of your planet
Oh mummy, proud of your sun
Oh daddy, proud of your planet
Oh mummy, proud of your sun
Oh daddy, proud of your planet
Oh mummy, proud of your sun
And you know who's the 2000 man
And your kids, they just won't understand you at all
