Rag Mama Rag

Rag mama rag, I can't believe it's true

Rag mama rag, what did you do?

I crawled up to the railroad track

Let the 4:19 scratch my back

Sag, mama, sag, what's come over you?

Rag mama rag, I'm pullin' out your gag

Gonna turn you loose like an old caboose

Got a tail I need to drag

I ask about your turtle

And you ask about the weather

Well, I can't jump a hurdle and

We can't get together

We could be relaxin'

In my sleepin' bag

But all you wanna do for me, mama, is

Rag mama rag, there's no where to go

Rag mama rag, come on, rosin up the bow

Rag mama rag, where do you roam?

Rag mama rag, bring your skinny little body back home

It's dog eat dog and cat eat mouse

You can rag mama rag all over my house

Hailstones beatin' on the roof

The Bourbon is a hundred proof

It's you and me and the telephone

Our destiny is quite well known

We don't need to sit and brag

All we gotta do is rag mama rag, mama, rag mama rag

Where do you roam?

Rag mama rag, bring your skinny little body back home