Do the Hustle

Hey how did everybody get in my room?

It's saturday another perfect day

'Til i hit the boardwalk

Headed towards the pier

Your fucking gay, fuck you outta my way

50, 000 jackoff's

All on rollerblades

Greased up dolphin shorts, wrist guards so it won't hurt your

Mediocre girlfriend hits a parked car, yeah

But until the day you learn to surf or skate

College jackoff's faggot

Sportin' oakley blades, yeah

All on rollerblades, yeah

Crash helmets to be safe

All on rollerblades, yeah

Crash helmets to be safe

Whoopie, its fun to skate

I'll do a figure eight

Watch me do a circle going backwards down the stairs

Oh gee, this is fun looks like I better run

I4 guys on skateboards wanna ollie off my head, yeah

This sport is so extreme!

You roller disco queen's

Goin' to do the hustle at the roller wonderland

She blades to shrink her thigh so she can justify

Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun

Neat, neat, I really think its neat

I'm stealing every chick from every skateboarder I meet

Neat, neat, I really think its neat

You stupid faggot rollerbladers!

Roller wonderland

Cum guzzlin' fruit cake

I hope you break your hands

Roller wonderland

Ya cum guzzlin' fruit cakes

I hope you break your fucking neck

You stupid roller skater

Get the FUCK outta the way