Polythene Pam

Well, you should see Polythene Pam

She's so good looking, but she looks like a man

Well, you should see her in drag dressed in her polythene bag

Yes, you should see Polythene Pam

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt

She's killer-diller when she's dressed to the hilt

She's the kind of a girl that makes "The News of the World"

Yes, you could say she was attractively built

Yeah, yeah, yeah

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