Looking for a Girl

I've been looking for agirl who drinks and smokes Who takes a lot of drugs and can take a joke Where does this girl of mine hide herself away? Whoever she is I hope she's on her way I've been looking for a girl I've been looking for a girl I've been looking for a girl who knows how to love me I've been looking for a girl who is good in bed Who knows when it's time to knock it on the head I guess it's good lovin' that I want the most Someone who turns my bread into buttered toast I've been looking for a girl I've been looking for a girl I've been looking for a girl who knows how to love me I've been looking for a girl won't scream and shout When I disappear for weeks like a roustabout This kind of good lovin' is hard to find The perfect combination of the cruel and kind I've been looking for a girl I've been looking for a girl I've been looking for a girl who knows how to love me I see those couples going streaming by Looking so easy like they don't even try It's like a magic trick slight of hand Sawn in half by a golden band I've been looking for a girl easy on the eyes But not so fuckin' stupid that I want to cry I know God doesn't give with both his hands So I guess I just want someone I can stand I've been looking for a girl I've been looking for a girl I've been looking for a girl who knows how to love me